I'mma let Scott do his post-event report, but Aaron Shurtleff is the greatest live GOO game champion of 2009 ever!

And now a short listing of in-jokes from Goo Con Citrus Ridge:

Push it, Bowwow. Push it hard.

Hot Karl Marx. Hot Carl Weathers. Hot Carlos Mencia. Hot iCarly. A whole line of hot Carls!

...Tesla Coils smell bad...

I have a donkey dong. (Not me, but someone else...)

What do you mean you don't know who Stephen Colbert is?!

Scott's mom

Bo Jerkig

Ooh! A piece of candy!

Oh, and Matt Preston was an (incorrect) guess for one of the Celebrity GOOs.

An actual post-event post will follow soon. I'm off to make merry with the wife on her 29th birthday... Wish me luck! :)

...Not that kind of luck! One Aaron is one too many!!!


Nine Replies to 25-IX-2009 or GooCon Post Event Report

Aaron Shurtleff | October 25, 2009
Sorry. It was Bo Jerkic. My apologies.

And I forgot about the invisible ninja zombies...

Aaron Shurtleff | October 26, 2009
Also overheard at Goo Con:

I'm a happy-go-lucky guy...

I would totally have one big boob!

Jackie Mason | October 26, 2009
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Amy Austin | October 26, 2009
Correction #1: It was "Push me, Bowwow... push me harder."

Correction #2: It was "I got your donkey dong" -- either preceded or followed by, implicitly or explicitly, "suck it".

Aaron Shurtleff | October 26, 2009
Per #1: You are correct.

Per #2: Suck it, Trebek. Suck it hard. Suck it long.

Also:

Heeeeeeeeeey. You might as well give up on yourself.

Amy Austin | October 26, 2009
I already have. ;-p

Aaron Shurtleff | October 26, 2009
Have given up on yourself or have sucked it, sucked it long, sucked it hard? ;P

Maybe both? Hmm?

Jackie Mason | October 26, 2009
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Amy Austin | October 26, 2009
He *wishes* he could forget about Banana Hammock.


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